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Secret file #2134
Disband Project J-HX1 With the recent developments in Project J-HX1 we have been told by the Chimp in charge of the Fame and Celebrity Division of the U.S. Government to shut down our robot known to the public as Julia Roberts or the government will shut it down for us. Project J-HX1 has exceeded all my wildest expectations as to how far a talent less robot can go within the popular culture system. The recent Oscar win by Project J-HX1 would have been a good place to stop the experiment even if the Federales weren't pressuring us to terminate it. Project J-HX1 was conceived because it was believed by many of my colleagues at the time that no one could create a robot without any redeeming qualities and have it become a revered celebrity. Having successfully done this with the robots I used in creating Soap Operas, I argued that not only was it possible, but that it was very easy to do. Not thinking that Soap Operas were a legitimate showcase compared to the revered world of film, they laughed at me. Who's laughing now Professor Blodgett? Indeed, I believe I once again have proven my colleagues to be foolish ninnies once again. Project J-HX1 must be returned to my laboratory at once before it is killed in a suspicious accident. I plan on swapping its head with one of the maintenance robots here and unleashing it on the public once again. It should serve as countless hours of entertainment to see Julia Roberts cleaning my toilets and handling various Biohazards. That is a minor part of why we need to take Project J-HX1 out of the field and I can not stress the importance of reclaiming Muerte Labs property. I will declare war if I lose yet another multi-million dollar robot to the U.S. Government. The staff member that delivers Project J-HX1 to me intact will receive an extra cookie at meal time for 6 months as well as the cybernetic limb of your choice.
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NEW DESIGN
J-HX1 JANITOR