With the recent string of movies with catch phrase titles like "What Planet Are You From?", "What's the Worst that Could Happen?", "You've Got Mail", "Get Over It" and "Say It Isn’t So" I have seen the trend and vow to capitalize on it.

Here are some movie titles that are sure to get studio backing. The scripts will come later.

UP YOURS!
A good title for a comedy about two mountain climbing misfits.

DAAAAMN!
I see this being used for a comedy about Satan coming to Earth and finding out that it is a far worse place than Hell.

AS SEEN ON TV
Comedy about a Ron Popeil style Inventor, see if Yahoo Serious is available for this one.

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
This one follows the antics of the world's most inept daredevil.

WASSUP
First movie in a hip urban comic trilogy, hire the finest white writers available. This will insure that not only will it not appeal to black people, but it will insult them as well. This formula has worked countless times and who am I to rock the boat.

I'M SAYIN' THOUGH, RIGHT?
Part two of the WASSUP Trilogy.

NIGGA, PLEASE
Final installment of the WASSUP Trilogy, it will then become a sitcom on UPN.)

WHO FARTED?
What happens when rich debutante has to work at a Mexican restaurant after her father is put in jail for tax evasion and her fortune is lost? Find out in WHO FARTED.

IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
New romantic comedy starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. Who cares what this one is about, the sheep will pay to see anything starring these two hemorrhoids.

DO YOU HAVE THE TIME?
A humble watchmaker's life gets turned upside down by a saucy Latino watch thief.

DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
A Preacher wins the lottery and is subsequently followed by the money grubbing members of his parish everywhere he goes.

Call the agent robot on Monday and have him get to work on selling these projects.
Dr. M