The Upright Citizens Brigade is the world's most powerful, most secret underground organization. 
From their Inner Sanctum deep within the Earth's crust, they see all, know all, and manipulate all, 
working to make life a bit more interesting. Using the front of a quartet of comics, they work towards 
their ultimate goal; to disrupt the status quo. Colby is the group's loose cannon, which she uses to 
her advantage. It is rumored that she was discovered by the UCB after destroying five brawlers twice 
her size in a bar fight in Mexico. Adiar is a technological wizard. He has built much of the advanced 
technologies that the UCB uses in their fight against the system. One of the more interesting devices 
he developed is a book gun. All you have to do is load the book and aim. When fired, it emits a high 
pitched noise which the brain is able to decipher. You can read Moby Dick faster than you can stroke 
your own dick. Trotter is the con-artist of the UCB. He knows what you are thinking, before you are 
thinking it. He uses this ability to create all kinds of chaos. "Your buttons are so obvious to Trotter 
that he can't help but push them," says an unnamed source. "Sometimes I think he just does it to see 
if he can guess what you'll do." Antoine is the group's strategist. He is usually very professional 
about what he does, most times to extreme measures. Because of this he is usually the butt of other 
agents' practical jokes. It is also widely believed he is a cyborg.  

Together, these four people are a force to be reckoned with. 

Here are some examples of their work:

Thunderball is a demented "improvement" of baseball, throwing in elements of other sports and other 
unrelated things. Some of the requirements and rules are; 
~ Have a five foot drop off between the infield and outfield. In other words, the outfield is 
five feet lower than the infield.
~ Instead of one ball, there are three balls, in constant motion.
~ Defenders are allowed to tackle the runners as they round the bases; however, the runner is 
allowed to keep his bat. 
~ Cheerleaders and dogs are allowed to roam the field freely and affect play as they wish. During 
the seventh inning, players are allowed to tackle the Cheerleaders as they please, for bonus strikes.
~ Team mascots will alternate innings driving a Honda Accord anywhere on the field except for the 
pitcher's mound, the batters box, and the dugout. Players can use this car as part of their 
offensive or defensive strategies.
~ The Gun Circle - a loaded hand gun is placed within a clearly marked circle to be placed 
ten yards behind second base. 
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES IS THE GUN TO BE TOUCHED AT ANY POINT DURING THE GAME.
"We'd rather have a gun in the outfield, than under a mattress where a child could get to it." 
                      -Joe Auxillary, UCB Director of Health Services

Little Donny's Disease (magnimus-obliviophallocytis) - 
Little Donny is afflicted with a rare disease. He is only seven years old, yet he has a rather large 
penis. Fortunately for him, the disease also makes him oblivious to the fact that his huge Johnson 
hangs out of his shorts wherever he goes. Thanks to medical science, a few devices have been made 
to help Little Donny deal with this frustrating disease. This includes the penis strap, which straps 
Donny's wiener to his leg so he can walk properly, and the penis scoop, so his huge pecker doesn't 
get caught in the chain or spokes when he rides his bike. The Little Donny Foundation was formed to 
help Donny and other kids like him deal with this horrible affliction.

Bongboy -
Wherever tragedy strikes, Bongboy will be there. This wandering pothead is on the scene of any major 
disaster, to smoke his "wacky tobaccy". Historians say that sightings of Bongboy date back to as far 
as the writings of the Dead Sea Scrolls. A substance smoking figure was said to have partied with 
Genghis Kahn. Other sightings include the JFK assassination, OJ Simpson's home and Tianenmen Square. 
Many witnesses to the Hindenberg disaster give accounts of a long-haired man that used the burning 
remains of the downed blimp to light a plant-smoking device.  A dedicated cop named Captain Lunatic has 
made it his mission to catch Bongboy. Lunatic has nearly arrested Bongboy 174 times in his career, but 
somehow the ganja lover has always managed to escape.

Hong Kong Danger Duo -
These guys are insane. They live dangerously and love every minute of it! Here are some examples of 
their danger filled activities.
~ Escalator Danger Surfing - Riding the escalator with no hands -even more dangerous backwards 
(or Walk wrong way up escalator! It crazy dangerous) 
~ Taking a shower with a cat!
~ Running on carpet wearing with wool sweater on in the winter time  - lots of electricity shock!
~ Eat ice cream and thumb wrestle - very messy!
~ Break chain letter! Dangerous bad luck! 
~ Eat burritos and go swimming! You almost drown!
~ Close eyes and spin! Crazy dangerous dizzy!